REACT +4.2%NODE +1.8%POSTGRES +0.3%PYTHON -0.7%TYPESCRIPT +6.1%NEXT.JS +9.4%BUGS_FIXED COFFEE_LVL -88%SLEEP -62%SHIPPING +420%REACT +4.2%NODE +1.8%POSTGRES +0.3%PYTHON -0.7%TYPESCRIPT +6.1%NEXT.JS +9.4%BUGS_FIXED COFFEE_LVL -88%SLEEP -62%SHIPPING +420%

yourkidding.me

Full-stack developer. I build things that work when they shouldn't and break when they should. Currently: ● offline

10 public reposlast push: 4/12/2026

01 — Interview Me

Don't read a resume. Ask the AI. It knows my projects, my decisions, my reasoning.

02 — Live Architecture

My skills and projects as a living node graph, connected to GitHub. Nodes pulse when I'm actively coding.

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03 — Live Project Simulations

Don't look at screenshots. Interact with the actual mechanics of each project.

HotelDeposit.com

Next.js · PostgreSQL · Stripe

Book a room. Watch the real API calls fire — Payment Intent creation, manual capture flow, webhook verification — exactly as the production code does it.

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MontanaBlotter.com

Python · Scrapy · PostgreSQL

Watch a Scrapy spider crawl Montana county record sites in real-time. See it handle errors, extract records, and map them across the state.

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OnlyZits.com

WebGL · GLSL · FFmpeg

Upload any image and apply real WebGL shaders client-side — the same pipeline used for media processing. See the GLSL source live.

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Bloomberg terminal energy.

Corporate
Chaos

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